Super Bowl Mind Control (Beyoncé and Coldplay Halftime)

And now we know that Coldplay, who seems neutral enough, will join Beyoncé in the upcoming Superbowl halftime ritual, I mean production. -W.E.

See also:
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 UPDATE 2/1: Mercedes-Benz’s Satanic Commercial (s)

I just found out Super Bowl 50 is going to have another half time performance by Beyonce. Do these organizers ever have an original thought? 
Sometime back in pre-history, Superbowl half time shows were not a predictable satanic ritual. And the commercials were not ruled by the vomitile secretions of GoDaddy and Victoria’s Secret. (Victoria was never any good at keeping secrets anyway.)
Well, this football fan will be practicing another kind of mind control, that will not involve watching the game. There are better things to think about than the poison on screen on Super Bowl Sunday: 

“Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable–if anything is excellent or praiseworthy–think about such things.”
– Philippians 4:8

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